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I know it is pretty old, but still worth re-visiting.

Overheard on the Goldman Sachs Elevator @GSElevator

#1: She’s only about 3 weeks of anorexia away from looking hot.
#2: Maybe 4.

#1: Groupon… Food stamps for the middle class.

#1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherf#cker.

#1: Walking around the protesters outside makes me feel like how a black guy must feel in the gym shower.

#1: You’re going to Hell in just about any religion.
#2: First class, baby…

#1: Bareback is the new 3rd base.

#1: Money might not buy happiness, but I’ll take my f#cking chances.

#1: Almost time for children to learn a valuable life lesson. Santa loves rich kids more.

#1: Black Friday is the Special Olympics of capitalism.

#1: Getting laid off from Goldman is like being traded by the Yankees. You’ll probably still make millions, but it’s just not the same.