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Hey, here’s some good news. Bernard Madoff, the sleaze-ball guy in that $50 billion Ponzi scheme thing, is going to plead guilty. But Madoff’s lawyer is trying to get all the charges dropped by arguing that Madoff is no longer a threat to society because there aren’t any rich people anymore.

(http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com/)


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“奥巴马眼下正在伦敦，和G20各国家开会，到现在为止，他们唯一已达成一致意见的是，法国总统萨科齐的确有个非常性感的妻子！”——大卫·莱特曼

(http://www.yeeyan.com/articles/view/62287/35967)